When Costume Jewelry Goes Too Far

Have you seen Bullwinkle's new line of

Moose Poop Jewelry?

New Superhero in the Marvel Cinematic

Universe

Donald Trump Jr. was out in the hall pimping American flag

 pins when this picture was taken.

Nancy Pelosi wore her new necklace to Trump's SOTU.

"She was really bombed,

And I was really blown away,

Until I asked her what she wanted,

And this is what she had to say:

'A pearl necklace'."

"Pop Beads Syndrome? Is it curable?"

Have you ever wondered where Sarah Huckabee Sanders

found those beads she always wears when she meets

the press?  Remember Pop Beads?

Brass Knucks for the Rich and Famous

Recently De-Classified Photograph #43

Sarah Huckabee Sanders' Earrings

"Why is it all you want to talk about is my eyes being 

closed and not my earrings?"

Angered by criticism of her bullet necklace, Trump

spokesperson Katrina Pierson made good on her

threat to wear her dead fetus necklace.

Trump Spox Katrina Pierson to Assume the Role of 

Boss Beast in New Campaign Edition of

Resident Evil

Columba Bush Sez:  "When it comes to music, I'm rather 

old-fashioned.  My favorite singer is still Bling Crosby."

"Bling?  For me?"

CPAC Turns Pamela Geller Away for Wearing

Love Jewelry

"I bought this Rolex at Walmart for a lot less than the one

I bought for Callista when we had breakfast at Tiffany's."

When you, like the Duchess of Cambridge, go stepping

out for the evening, do you always make sure your

jewels are well-chosen?

Contrary to what you may have heard, that second---

$1 million---line of credit at Tiffany & Co. wasn't

for Callista.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. and Mrs. Bling Crosby!