Rand Paul Sez:  “We need a revival in the country. 

We need another Great Awakening with tent 

revivals of thousands of people saying, ‘Reform or

 see what’s going to happen if we don’t reform.’”

[Somewhere Along the Sawdust Trail]

Q: What do you get when you combine a

Pentecostal with a Craps Player?

A: A Holy Roller.