Rand Paul Calls for Impeachment of Merrick Garland, 

Repeal of Espionage Act, and Mass Production of 

Ivermectin, Incandescent Light Bulbs, and 

Anti-Low-Flow Toilets

Maybe these two Kaintucks will swallow a

Kentucky Fried Chicken bone.

Rand 'The Red' Paul Single-Handedly Stalls Passage 

on $40 Billion Ukraine Aid Package

There's general consensus that Lindsey Graham and Rand

Paul do the best Howler Monkey impression on

Capitol Hill.

Vladimir Putin Salvages Rand Paul and Tucker

Carlson Heads from Black Sea

Rand Paul, CEO of the He-Man Putin-Lovers Club

Rand Paul Wants Trucker Convoys to ‘Clog Things Up' 

(So Long as the Truckers Are White)

Kentucky Fried Chickenshit

Unless an idea is utterly insane, Rand Paul

won't have anything to do with it.

COVID-19 has already 'arrested' 43,700,000

Americans and 'interred' 700,000.  Civil

disobedience may work on humans, but not 

on viruses.

The Ivermectin Man Formerly Known

as Aqua Buddha

Rand Paul (AKA Conan the Libertarian) Says 

Being Suspended for 7 Days by 'Leftwing Cretins 

at YouTube' Is 'A Badge of Honor'

Rand Paul Gets a Fauci Ouchie

When publicly chided, Rand Paul whines and

Anthony Fauci shines.

Kentucky Fried Conspiracy 

Re-Inventionator

A Bastard's Work Is Never Done

Rand Paul Clarifies His Position on

'Election Integrity'

That we do, Senator Paul, that we do.  Especially you.

Bernie Sanders Mano a Mano Rand Paul,

or

Mitten Man Vs. Incandescent Man