Q: "Where is Truth?"

A: "It is found in the Center, between the Ron Fournier

on the Left and the Ron Fournier on the Right."

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Trichotillomania (pulling hair out disorder) is one of the side 

effects of Ron Fournier's years of claiming 'Both Sides Do It'.

When he learned that not even Ron Fournier believed a 

word he said, Dick Cheney knew his End Time had

drawn nigh.

Ron Fournier believes if you're pleased with

the latest Ebola news, you're a smug liberal.

Well, better to be a smug liberal than to be

Ron Fournier.

When the stress of being the Washington Bureau Chief for the

Associated Press makes him want to tear his hair out, Ron

Fournier takes time off for a little relaxation therapy at

McCain's Hideaway, his little cabin in the woods.

"I was an AP political reporter," writes Ron Fournier, "at the

time of the 2004 e-mail exchange [with Karl Rove], and

was interacting with a source, a top aide to the president,

in the course of following an important and compelling story.

I regret the breezy nature of the correspondence." 'Breezy'

means 'displaying a light-hearted nonchalance'. This word

hardly describes what Fournier wrote to Rove about Pat

Tillman: "The Lord creates men and women like this all

over the world. But only the great and free countries allow

them to flourish. Keep up the fight." That sounds about as

'breezy' as 'Onward Christian Soldiers', doesn't it?