Conspiracy-Minded Alaska Militia Leader Guilty

 of Conspiracy to Kill Law Enforcement Officers

Does the Second Amendment protect

the right to keep and bear grenades

and grenade launchers?  Schaeffer

Cox thinks so.

Schaeffer Cox, leader of the Alaska

Peacemakers Militia, wants his trial

moved from Anchorage, which, he

says, is "a suburb of Seattle."

Geography is obviously not one

of his strong points, for Seattle

is 2,200 miles from Anchorage. 

The only thing posing a greater threat to America today than

Schaeffer Cox and his Alaskan militia is

canned Scotch.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #281

Schaeffer Cox