“By the end of the week, I think Indiana will be in the right 

place, which is to say, nestled between Illinois and Ohio."

Little Bobby was gobsmacked to learn from Senator Tom 

Cotton that Iranians were in control of Tehran, the capital

 of Iran.

Winner of Geography Bee Even Knew Capital of

Uz-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan

Schaeffer Cox, leader of the Alaska

Peacemakers Militia, wants his trial

moved from Anchorage, which, he

says, is "a suburb of Seattle."

Geography is obviously not one

of his strong points, for Seattle

is 2,200 miles from Anchorage. 

"According to my Texas Aggie geography teacher,

Juarez is the most dangerous city in America."

Muslim Brotherhood Migrating from North Africa to Iran,

Taking Egypt with It

Raise your hand if you lost sleep last night
worrying about whether Manuel Zelaya or
somebody else should be the President of
Honduras. Raise your other hand if you
can find Honduras on the map.

"Here's an easy way to remember the difference, Senator.

Latin America is mostly in the Southern Hemisphere and the

people who live there are largely brown or black. Spain is in

the Northern Hemisphere and the people who live there are

as white as Republicans."

Geographers were put on the defensive today

by the discovery that Baghdad is a city

in Turkey, not Iraq, as long believed.