Warm Scuzzies #19

Tom Daschle

Remember how Tom Daschle's malodorous lobbying made
you want to puke? Well, Dick Gephardt's lobbying smells
the same.

This Blackberry was once owned by the Obama

transition team member responsible for vetting

Tom Daschle.

His Game Boy suffered a similar fate.

People said his face looked terribly withdrawn

when he stepped aside.

Just because you're a former Majority Leader of the Senate

and the nominee to be Secretary of Health and Human

Services doesn't mean you're smart enough to know how

to pay your taxes. That's way too much to expect from

someone with that Ted Haggard look.