Ted Haggard and Gary Busey to Trade Wives

on Celebrity Wife Swap; "It's the Christian

Thing to Do," Say Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice

Ted Haggard Incorporates New Church

to Be Called 'St. James Infirmary'

Just because you're a former Majority Leader of the Senate

and the nominee to be Secretary of Health and Human

Services doesn't mean you're smart enough to know how

to pay your taxes. That's way too much to expect from

someone with that Ted Haggard look.

"Rehab me, O Lord, but I beg Thee to not turn me

into either a car dealer or a shoe salesman!"

Focus on the Family's James Dobson Offering

Biblical Proofs Supporting His Decision to

Avoid 'Laying On of Hands' as the Best Method

for Rehabilitating ReverendTed Haggard

"Unknot my hands, O Lord, so that I may throw

this meth away!"