"Hello, my name is Michael Barone. I'm a married, white
Christian. I'm normal. Being normal, I'm naturally a
Republican. If you're not married, white, or Christian,
you're not normal. Not being normal, you're naturally
a Democrat."

World's Worst Yobs #59

Michael Barone

"When Karl Rove speaks," writes Gloria Borger, 
"the political class pays attention—usually with 
good reason: he's a genius, at the head of our 
class of subgeniuses."