Metaphor Mixology #2

Gangster Government Cartel Makes Businesses Go

Begging with Their Hands Out for Peace Offerings

Now that he has persuaded North Korea to trade
two journalists for John Bolton and Michael Barone,
will Bill Clinton be able to persuade Iran to trade
three backpackers for Lou Dobbs, Glenn Beck and
Rush Limbaugh?

"Hello, my name is Michael Barone. I'm a married, white
Christian. I'm normal. Being normal, I'm naturally a
Republican. If you're not married, white, or Christian,
you're not normal. Not being normal, you're naturally
a Democrat."

World's Worst Yobs #59

Michael Barone