Willi Chevalier says he's not worried that

members of a rogue Amish cult from

Ohio might attempt to shave off his

beard in an effort to degrade him.

Willi Chevalier, Hirsutomane

When Oilcan Harry twirled his moustache,

Mighty Mouse didn't lose his cool.

But when Willi Chevalier twirled his,
Mighty Mouse broke into a cold sweat.

Willi Chevalier of Germany is a world champion

in the 'freestyle beard' category. Next year, he plans

to enter the more difficult 'backstroke beard' competition.