Even Andrew Torba's scrofulous beard is anti-Semitic.

Mike Huckabee's years of being a right-wing schlockmeister

have really taken their toll on his rubicund visage.

Beard Supremacist Takes Issue with 

Balance of Power Theory

It is unwise to get this close to Ted Cruz.

Will Megabeard be the next Marvel superhero?

Bearded Butchers Tell Tucker Carlson Aliens Landing in 

UFOs Are Mutilating Cattle and Not Even Eating Them

Said to Be Trending in the 

Collectibles Marketplace

Hipster Canadian Convoy Protester

Warm Scuzzies #1,129

Gregory Case and Brandon Case

Wondering What Bannon Will Look Like After a

Bath, Shave, and a Haircut

In case you've been wondering, John Durham's beard style

is called 'Deep-Sea Muff Diver'.

Russian Scientists Revive 24,000-Year-Old Worm

Meanwhile, Melania was daydreaming about Randy Quaid.

Longitude 86.9023° W (i. e., Alabama)

Brad Parscale Is Neckbeard

Nancy Pelosi Unleashes Her Pet Flag-Bearded 

Impeachmonster on Trump

Q: Who's that hiding behind the beard?

A:  It's the Texas Trumpsucker!

Don't be surprised if Trump shows up

on Independence Day looking like 

Abraham Lincoln.

The main difference between these two is one has

hair on the top of his head and the other has hair

on the bottom.

"As you can plainly see, shaving works."