Buffalo Bill

If Rush Limbaugh ever decides to run for political office, 

he could use one of William Howard Taft's 1908 presi-

dential campaign slogans:  "He's white, he's male, he's 

bigger than a whale!"

"You think I'm big now? Shoot, you should see me when

I'm elected President of the United States. Why, I'll be

bigger than William Howard Taft!"

Secaucus Fats had been giving serious thought to entering

the presidential race as a William Howard Taft Republican.

That was before he learned that Taft was actually a Comm-

unist, whose  domestic agenda emphasized trust-busting,

civil service reform, strengthening the Interstate Com-

merce Commission, improving the performance of the

postal service, and passing the Sixteenth Amend-

ment to the Constitution, which authorized the

income tax.

Does Chris Christie have the look of a President?

Sure.  Remember William Howard Taft?