Chris Christie Sez:  "Biden said he was going to bring 

the country back together and then he stood on that 

stage with a blatantly red background, surrounded by 

Marines and attacked 74 million people."

It's National Relaxation Day.

Jabba the Hutt Sez:  “This blubberlugger is my kind of scum.”

Why Chris Christie's Wife Pays $29 for Toilet Paper

“Overall, I give the President an A,” Christie said obsequiously.

When Memes Cross-Fertilize

Maybe metabolic rate is ultimately 

a political issue.

Like Little Egypt, Chris Christie walks, he talks, he

crawls on his belly like a reptile.

Chris Christie’s $85,000 Official Portrait Costs

 More Than His Three Predecessors Combined; 

"That's Because I'm Larger Than My Three

 Predecessors Combined," Christie Rebutted

Chris Christie Gets in Argument with Constituent Outside

 Polling Place, Says His Approval Rating Is 15%, not 14%

Mary Pat Christie doesn't just drive distracted.

"Unlike Governor Christie, Senator McCarthy and I are

not desperate to stay in the news."

Chris Christie Consumes Kilo of Ballpark Nachos in

Front of Cubs Fan

Sudden Drop in Global Helium Availability Could Spell

 Trouble for This Year's Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

"Landing Governor Christie was more challenging than

 when I noodled a 70-pound catfish on Hillbilly Handfishin'."

Two Land Sharks Spotted Sunning 

on New Jersey Beach

In all fairness to Governor Christie, it wasn't all that

sunny on the beach that day.

'Chris Christie Spotted on Beach He Closed to Public'

All New Jersey Beaches Closed for Holiday Weekend 

Except to Notorious Bridgegate Walrus

Be honest: if, like Chris Christie, you were the most 

unpopular governor in the United States, you might 

pout, too.