Saturday, July 19, 2008

"I, George Walker Bush, President of the United States,
bear true witness to all to whose eyes these presents may
come (whom God,our Lord, honor and preserve from evil),
that on the nineteenth day
of the month of July of the year
two thousand and eight, I arrived in Houston, Texas, to
commence private fundraising in the exclusive River Oaks
neighborhood for the
purpose of defending our homeland
against cold-blooded killer Democrats."

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