If you ever have anything to do with him,

Trump will always get you in the end.

Warm Scuzzies #1,201

Americans for Public Trust

One day in the Garden of Eden, Adam asked God 

what man's purpose on Earth was.  God answered 

with one word:  "Fundraising."

Bill Lueders Sez:  "Trump is forever offering me 

exciting opportunities, like the chance for my name 

to be ‘permanently engraved’ on the ‘Official 2022 

Trump Donor Wall’.  All I need to do for this to happen 

is contribute $45 by midnight."

GOP Donors ‘Furious’ with Vaginal Dryness

“I’m not into golden showers,” Trump yelled at the crowd

 of GOP donors.

With the Senate out of session, Senator Kyrsten

Sinema is now in Europe on a fundraising trip.

Republicans Fundraising Off of the End of the World

Maybe Kimberly should consider shilling for

Goya Foods like Ivanka Trump.

Any respectable jigsaw puzzle has at least 1,000 pieces.

The Trump jigsaw puzzle has only 200 pieces.  "Why

so few?" someone might ask.  If you have to ask this 

question, this puzzle was designed with you in mind..

Warm Scuzzies #889

Kelley Rogers

Warm Scuzzies #882

Stephen Ross

Trump's Beverly Hills Fundraiser Attracts

No Celebrities

How to Recognize Different Kinds of 

Pond Scum 

No. 1: 'The Cruz Dinoflagellate'

Ted Cruz (with Emphasis on the Ooze)

Pence the Toady to Speak at GOP Fundraiser in 

Philadelphia on Tuesday

Trump’s Lawyer Michael Cohen Arranged $1.6 Million 

Payout to Playmate after Affair with Elliott Broidy, 

a Top GOP Donor and Fundraiser, Led to Abortion

Homeless Man Changes His Strategy

White Nationalists, White Supremacists, Alt-Rightists,

and NeoNazis now have their own crowdfunding 

mechanism, Goyfundme.  Oy!

"For every $50 donation to Project O'Keefe, you will receive 

one of my collectible Mugshot Mugs absolutely free!"