Saturday, July 19, 2008

A measure seeking to commemorate President Bush's years
 in office by slapping his name on a San Francisco sewage plant 
has qualified for the November ballot. Opponents of the measure
 say the plant is much too 'useful' to be named after Bush. "It
 would be sorta like calling Dick Cheney an 'asshole'," a
 spokesman for the opposition says. "At least the anus
 serves a useful purpose."

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