"Call Roto-Rooter, that's the name, 

and away go troubles down the drain."

All the Fits That Are News to Print

Bret Stephens Tweets:  “Twitter is a sewer. It brings out the 

worst in humanity.”

"Isn't that Pennywise?"

"No, it's Poundfoolish."

Q:  What's the difference between 8Chan and an open sewer?

A:  Is this a trick question, or what?

Crime Runs in the Trump Family Like

Sludge in the Sewers of Paris

Beto for Senate,

Ted Cruz for Sewer Diver

When he's not surrogatin' for Trump on cable TV, 

Steve Cortes works as a sewer diver on Wall Street.

World's Worst Jobs #144

Dhaka Sewer Cleaner

Like London and Baltimore, the District of Columbia has

its own fatberg.

Whether at 20,000 feet or in the storm sewer,

it's the same nightmare.

Trump Bigliest Sue-er in America

World's Worst Jobs #135

British Flushable Wipes Shoveler

'Raw Sewage Sits in Puddles at Waste Management Phoenix

 Open":  so many ironies, so little time!

"So much for your plan to camp at Valley Forge, General

Washington.  It has been flooded with five million gallons

of raw sewage."

15-Ton Ball of Congealed Fat, Dubbed the 'Limbaugh

Fatberg', Removed from London Sewer after

10-day Operation

A picture is worth a thousand words, as this image of Rick

 Perry's presidential campaign shows.

"Yes, I vent all the time. That's my job.

But I would never shoot anyone."

Thomas Van Flein Identified as Alaska's
'Mysterious Suer Creature'

Dung Fever Outbreak at McCain Campaign Headquarters

Directly Linked to Schmidt Sewage Geyser