Sunday, August 24, 2008

Fact: The English word, 'alcohol', is derived from Arabic.
Fact: 'Alcohol' is an addictive drug.
Fact: The social cost of 'alcohol' addiction in the United States is
estimated to be approximately $200 billion a year.
Fact: Beer contains 'alcohol'.
Fact: John and Cindy McCain make their living selling $300 million
worth of beer each year.
Fact: The beer they sell is brewed by a company now
headquartered in Belgium, a foreign country.
Q.E.D.: John and Cindy McCain are unpatriotic, because
they sell an addictive drug with an Arabic-sounding name
that costs their country billions of dollars each year and
is manufactured by a foreign company that doesn't require
its employees to recite the Pledge of Allegiance every morning.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

And Belgium can't get its gouvernement to work properly.
Ah, well that is at least a similarity.