First, Canada.  Then, Belgium.  Finally, Spaceballs.

Parthenogenetic Mudbugs Gone Wild

Trump Sez:  "Must find leaker now!"

"Raid kills bugs dead!"

Truth in Advertising #10

America Gets Played by 'Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards'

Disproportion Nation

Elsie the Cow Spilled Milk Riot Now in Its Third Day

Belgian Banker Undergoing Mitosis

Report: Manneken Pis Suffering from
Urinary Retention

Aqua Fortis

Fact: The English word, 'alcohol', is derived from Arabic.

Fact: 'Alcohol' is an addictive drug.

Fact: The social cost of 'alcohol' addiction in the United States is

estimated to be approximately $200 billion a year.

Fact: Beer contains 'alcohol'.

Fact: John and Cindy McCain make their living selling $300 million

worth of beer each year.

Fact: The beer they sell is brewed by a company now

headquartered in Belgium, a foreign country.

Q.E.D.: John and Cindy McCain are unpatriotic, because

they sell an addictive drug with an Arabic-sounding name

that costs their country billions of dollars each year and

is manufactured by a foreign company that doesn't require

its employees to recite the Pledge of Allegiance every morning.

Andrew McCain looks so sad. Is it because he is the CFO of a

beer distributorship whose parent company was sold to some

Belgian bastards? Or is it because he had to resign from the

board of a failing bank whose stock is now worth 50¢ a share?

Suspended 164 feet above the street below,

these Belgian chefs are taking the idea of

haute cuisine to a whole new level.