"Yes, there are now four Teapublican Parties. First,

there's the Green Teapublican Party, a figment of

Tom Friedman's imagination. Next, there's the

Black Teapublican Party, a figment of Michael

Steele's imagination. Then, there's the Oolong

Teapublican Party, a figment of the Iron Goddess

of Mercy's imagination. And, finally, there's the

White Teapublican Party, which is made up of

99 and 44/100ths percent pure White Rodents,

like me."