Ian Walters Sez: “We elected Mike Steele as chairman

 [of the RNC] because he was a black guy, that was the

 wrong thing to do.”

"Prince Rebus is crapping on my legacy!"

Michael Steele Sez:  "I look in the mirror every 

morning and I say, 'I like this guy'.”

"Regardless of what your critics may have said, Mr. Steele,

you still have the most aerodynamically-shaped head of

 any chairman in the history of the Republican National

Committee.  Congratulations, sir, on having created

so little wind resistance between 2009 and 2011!"

Michael Steele Busts His Last Move

Salt-N-Pepa Tribute Act Performing 'Shake Your RNC Thang'

Michael Steele Shows How to Walk on

Thin Ice as Chairman of the Republican

National Committee

Following Christine O'Donnel's lead, Michael

Steele says, "No!"

"Looky there! Ken Mehlman's closet is empty!"

The Whoopsy Daisy Twins

The Other Glee, the One That Didn't Win a Golden

Globe Award for Best Television Series

Is Michael Steele the gift that keeps on giving, or the

gift that the 99¢ Store won't take back? The answer

to this question depends on whether you're a

Democrat or a Republican.

Warm Scuzzies #90

Democratic National Committee

"Yes, there are now four Teapublican Parties. First,

there's the Green Teapublican Party, a figment of

Tom Friedman's imagination. Next, there's the

Black Teapublican Party, a figment of Michael

Steele's imagination. Then, there's the Oolong

Teapublican Party, a figment of the Iron Goddess

of Mercy's imagination. And, finally, there's the

White Teapublican Party, which is made up of

99 and 44/100ths percent pure White Rodents,

like me."

Michael Steele demonstrating what is now called

the 'Eric Massa Side Headlock Unisex Grope'.

"Golly gee, Mr. Steele, thanks a bunch! The last guy

only gave me a sawbuck to polish his knob."

Steele Appeases Tea Party Activists with Danky Moves

Watching GOPniks fisting each other

is an acquired taste.

Salt-N-Pepa: the GOP Generation

But could Chairman Steele and his protégé pat

their heads and rub their tummies at the same

time? That was the question.