Friday, April 08, 2011

Want to make sure when you total your car that you're
totaled, too?  Want to burn high-priced gasoline faster
than you can in any other state?  If so, come to Texas,
where the speed limit on certain stretches of highway
will soon be raised to 85.


T_P_K said...

As a founding member of "Cruise For Peace," a Dirty Fucking Hippie organization dedicated to using all fossil fuels as quickly as possible so that we can stop killing people over them, I dig this speed limit to the max.

Pedal to the medal, morans!


Fearguth said...

Texas couldn't stand being tied with Utah at 80 mph. Texas is the Land of Morans, particularly in the state legislature.