At 85, Pope Francis admits he must slow down.

Move it, Speed!  It's getting ugly out there!

Madison Cawthorn “has been charged 

for the second time in the past five years

with driving on a revoked license, a 

misdemeanor that carries up to 20 days in 

jail. Cawthorn is also facing two pending

citations for speeding.”

Warm Scuzzies #1,076

Joshua Parent

A Study in Pneumatology

Sign of the Times #81

Not to Be Confused with Speed Humps

The Saharan Silver Ant can hotfoot it through the desert

 at 2.8 feet per second or, scaled up to human proportions, 

at 400 MPH. That's the speed at which Trump is currently

trying to elude Nancy Pelosi.

The Fastest Mouse in All Mexico® is also handy

 with a hack saw.

"Ahead Warp Factor One!" commanded Captain Kirk.

Better Pick Up the Tempo, Old Man

Speed Racer Grows Up and Takes a

Wrong Turn

'Fox News Host Jeanine Pirro Hit with Speeding Charges 

After Cops Clock Her Driving 119 MPH in Upstate New York'

With the new Amazon PrimeNow delivery option, your 

merchandise arrives two days before you order it.

Cop, Going 172 MPH, Pulls Over Guy Going 171 MPH

"If you don't mind, please explain what you mean when 

you say, 'Not so fast!'"

Cheetahs could run faster if they didn't take time out 

to convert miles to kilometers.

Warm Scuzzies #483

Courtland Milloy

Sign of the Times #51

Idaho Ups the Ante

George Zimmerman Pulled Over for Speeding in Texas;

DPS Officer Finds O. J. Simpson's Bloody Glove in

Gun Compartment

Warm Scuzzies #383

William Lee Blakely