According to conservatives, the Sandy Hook school shooting

 should be blamed on  1) Abortion Pills, 2) Not Enough God in 

Schools, 3) Teachers' Unions, 4) Video Games, 5) Too 

Much Sex on TV and on the Internet, 6) Public Schools, 

7) Gun-Free Zones, 8) All-Female School Administrations, 

9) Moral Decay, 10) Mental Illness, 11) Anti-Religious 

Secular Bureaucracy and Secular Judiciary, 12) Gays, 

13) Hollywood, 14) Humanism, 15) Liberal Policies, 16) Un-

armed Teachers, and 17) Jon Stewart. For some reason, 

semi-automatic battle rifles didn't make the list.