"I’d also like us to encourage people to gang rush a
man armed with a banana, rather than following their
instincts to hide; if we drilled it into young people that
the correct thing to do is for everyone to instantly run
at the guy armed with fresh fruit, these sorts of mass
attacks would be less deadly, because even a guy with
a very big banana can be brought down by 8-12
unarmed bodies piling on him at once."
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"Yeah and we're not gonna fall for a banana in the tailpipe."
Can't. Stop. Laughing. Point taken. er, I mean....
In dealing with a blue suedo-intellectual like Megan, you have to make the point anyway you can.
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