Monday, December 30, 2013

Renouncing citizenship in his motherland has made
the hoser side of Ted Cruz sad.

3 comments:

montag said...

I understand he is negotiating an export license to continue getting real Canadian donuts.

StonyPillow said...

V. Do you renounce Canada?
R. I do.
V. And all its works?
R. I do.
V. And all its empty socialist promises?
R. I do.
V. Rush, the all-powerful son of Clear Channel Communications, has given you a new birth by tea and spirits, and forgiven all your sins. May he also keep you faithful to our Fox Network News for ever and ever.
R. Amen.

Fearguth said...

What are 'real Canadian donuts' like (he asked knowingly)?

I'm afraid Rafael the Younger's renunciation of Canadian citizenship won't win many debates for him.