“The mission of the Texas Youth Summit is to identify, educate, 

and train students to promote principles of fiscal responsibility, 

free market, limited government, American Exceptionalism, and 

the Judeo-Christian principles this country was founded upon.”

Kool Kid Kruz

“The whole world will change depending

 on what Donald Trump decides."

"Ted, just for old time's sake, tell us how you worked as

a barista to pay for your undergraduate degree at 

Princeton University and your law degree at Harvard."

Feckless Punk, Texas-Style

Smarmalade on Trump Toast:

It's What's for Breakfast

Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between

a Communist and an Anti-Communist.

Ted Cruz Makes Sissy Fists

Hawley Bashing More Fun Than a MyPillow Fight

"Neighbor, when was the last time you had a big, thick, 

steaming bowl of Fish Assholes?  Well, that's too long!"

Ted Cruz and Donald Trump Enjoying a Mar-a-Lago 

Brunch, Featuring Blump's Pork Juice

Ted Cruz and Steve Daines Fist Bumping After 

Blocking Veteran Healthcare Bill

Meet Tim Dunn, West Texas oil billionaire and 

one of Ted Cruz's political sugar daddies.

If you find it difficult to imagine why some people oppose 

Same-Extraterrestrial Marriage, just take a look at Ted Cruz.

The NRA Children's Museum---a convoy of 52 yellow school

 buses filled with 4,368 empty seats to represent the children 

killed by gun violence since 2020---visits Ted Cruz's home.  

He was reading Green Eggs and Ham to his pet mole rat 

at the time.

Talibaptist Side Hustle

Ted Cruz Blasts Elmo for Aggressively Advocating

 for Vaccinating Children Under 5

Some say a Ted Cruz-free U. S. Senate

would be worth it.

It's not true that Republican Governor Greg

Gianforte has been vacationing in Tuscany, Italy with

Ted Cruz while Montana has been inundated by a

500-Year Flood.

Ted Cruz and Somebody Wearing a Cult 45 Gimme Cap