Don Surber Sez:  "This summer I had an epiphany 

as I watched packs of racists riot in Ferguson, 

Missouri, in support of a gigantic thug who 

was higher than a kite when he at-

tacked Ferguson Police Department 

Officer Darren Wilson, who unfortunately 

had to put this animal down."

[Not just anyone in West Virginia is

smart enough to have an epiphany.]