"Shawn Parcells, the unqualified autopsy 'professor' who 

conducted a review of the police shooting of Michael Brown

 in Ferguson, Missouri, has been found guilty in Kansas on 

three counts of felony theft and three counts of misdemeanor

 desecration of bodies."

 

Warm Scuzzies #598

Bobby Hughes

Darren Wilson Feted for Almost Single-Handedly

Dismantling the City Government of Ferguson,

Missouri

Chattanooga Woman Points Loaded Gun at Cop, 

But Is Not Shot 6 Times, Because She Was 

the Wrong Color and Hadn't Stolen Any Cigars

Warm Scuzzies #525

Timothy Zoll

Warm Scuzzies #516

Mug Shots Pub

Warm Scuzzies #512

St. Louis Police Officers Association

In his testimony to the grand jury, Darren 

Wilson said, "And when I grabbed him, 

the only way I can describe it is I felt like a 

five-year-old holding onto Hulk Hogan... 

That's just how big he felt and how small

 I felt just from grasping his arm."  At

6' 4" and 210 pounds, Darren Wilson

is pretty big for a wimpy five-year-old.

Darren Wilson's Self-Image Before

His Encounter with Michael Brown

After

Don Surber Sez:  "This summer I had an epiphany 

as I watched packs of racists riot in Ferguson, 

Missouri, in support of a gigantic thug who 

was higher than a kite when he at-

tacked Ferguson Police Department 

Officer Darren Wilson, who unfortunately 

had to put this animal down."

[Not just anyone in West Virginia is

smart enough to have an epiphany.]

In an uncertain world, it is reassuring to know that Ben Stein 

will never be gunned down by police because of his 'incredibly 

strong, scary self'.

Tina Morrison Sez:  "It was a good shooting, you know. 

It was a good kill."

[She's not really Darren Wilson, is she?]

Michael Baden Sez:  "Traces of marijuana in Michael Brown's

 system may have made him do crazy things.  I know it makes

 me say crazy things."

How many times does a cop have to shoot an 

unarmed teenager before murder occurs?

 "As you can see from these surveillance photographs, 

Michael Brown was armed with deadly cigars BEFORE he 

used them to assault Officer Darren Wilson.  You can only

imagine what Brown did with them when Officer Wilson

was finally compelled to shoot him more times than Jason

Voorhees was shot in Friday the 13th."

Ferguson Cop, ID'd as Unarmed Teen's Killer, Left the Area 

Days Ago, Now Living Under an Assumed Name in a 

Yurt Somewhere in Outer Mongolia

[Not necessarily the one in the picture.]

Michael Brown wasn't executed because he had stolen cigars, 

but because he was walking down the middle of the street in 

Missouri at noon.  Also black.

Warm Scuzzies #494

Jon Belmar

Reggie Brown Sez:  "Those Republicans loved my racist jokes.

I had some organizers when I left the stage in New Orleans

say, 'Heckuva job, Brownie!'"

Michael Brown Joins Faculty of University of Denver Law

School; Associate Dean Says School Was Attracted by

Brown's "Extensive Experience in Arabian Horsemanship"