Darren Wilson Feted for Almost Single-Handedly

Dismantling the City Government of Ferguson,

Missouri

Darren Wilson Sez:  "Greater love hath no man than this, 

that I lay down my job for my friends."

[Having said this, he then ascended up his own fundament.]

In his testimony to the grand jury, Darren 

Wilson said, "And when I grabbed him, 

the only way I can describe it is I felt like a 

five-year-old holding onto Hulk Hogan... 

That's just how big he felt and how small

 I felt just from grasping his arm."  At

6' 4" and 210 pounds, Darren Wilson

is pretty big for a wimpy five-year-old.

Darren Wilson says he has a 'clean conscience'.  He

probably also has a 'spotless mind'.

Darren Wilson's Self-Image Before

His Encounter with Michael Brown

After

Don Surber Sez:  "This summer I had an epiphany 

as I watched packs of racists riot in Ferguson, 

Missouri, in support of a gigantic thug who 

was higher than a kite when he at-

tacked Ferguson Police Department 

Officer Darren Wilson, who unfortunately 

had to put this animal down."

[Not just anyone in West Virginia is

smart enough to have an epiphany.]

Tina Morrison Sez:  "It was a good shooting, you know. 

It was a good kill."

[She's not really Darren Wilson, is she?]

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #154

Every time an unarmed black man is shot 

dead, a Missouri cop gets his wings.

 "We will not hide. We will no longer live in fear.  But we will 

wear dark sunglasses and refuse to identify ourselves."

How many times does a cop have to shoot an 

unarmed teenager before murder occurs?

Thomas Jackson Sez:  "Congratulations,

Officer Darren Wilson, for putting

Ferguson, Missouri, on the map!"

Ferguson Cop, ID'd as Unarmed Teen's Killer, Left the Area 

Days Ago, Now Living Under an Assumed Name in a 

Yurt Somewhere in Outer Mongolia

[Not necessarily the one in the picture.]

Michael Brown wasn't executed because he had stolen cigars, 

but because he was walking down the middle of the street in 

Missouri at noon.  Also black.