I Remember Dubya #37

Yes, George Bush was a history-making Texan. But

so were Clyde Barrow and Anna Nicole Smith.

It's official! The Supreme Court has ruled

unanimously that Anna Nicole Smith can

continue digging for gold on her late

husband's land.

"Oh, the bang on my wedding night with

Anna Nicole was much bigger than the one

I remember when the universe was created."

Karl Rove has confirmed what Anna Nicole Smith

revealed today in her oral argument before the Supreme Court.

"Yes, it's true," Rove said, "the secret of Ms. Smith's success

is the fact that I'm not just Bush's brain."

Justice Scalia couldn't decide which he liked better:

duck hunting with Dick Cheney in Louisiana,

or watching Anna Nicole Smith present her

stimulating 'wall-to-wall' oral argument

before the Supreme Court.

Anna Nicole Smith Presents Novel

'Lap Dance' Argument Before U. S. Supreme Court