Woo-Hoo Personals #13

NeoReactionary Seeks Mate for Time Travel to the 

Austrian Empire in the Age of Metternich

Javier Solana insisted that Ursula Plassnik go first.

Ursula Plassnik insisted that Javier Solana go first.

Three days later, someone tried to break the standoff

by suggesting that they flip a coin. But neither had a

coin. Then someone suggested that they draw straws.

But neither had straws. Then someone suggested that

they arm wrestle. But neither wanted to wrinkle their

suits. So that's where the matter stands as of June 27,

2006.

The plan to save the Amazon rain forest by moving

it to Austria seems to be working.