Herschel Walker asks, "Don't we have enough trees around here?"

"Here's Johnny Appleseed!"

Marjorie Taylor Greene Sez:  "Bill Gates wants you to eat his 

fake meat that grows in a peach tree dish.”

When it comes to trees, Madison Cawthorn punches

above his weight class.

When the Christmas tree falls, 

it must be the day after Caturday.

Factoid of the Hour #23

Did an Ex-Police Dog Bark at Shipworms in a Tree?

"O Christmas tree, o Christmas tree

How lovely are thy branches."

Doctor Says Trump 'Not Out of the Woods'

Coronavirus Turning Trees into Hurricane Fenceophages

"Honey, why did you order a wood chipper? We haven't had

a tree in our yard for years."

"I guess I fertilized it with too much Trump bullshit," 

says White House gardener.

What the Monkeypod Tree Thinks About All Day

Sick of Trump and Trumpniks, the National

Christmas Tree has blasted off to parts

unknown.

Think Bigly

Melania Trump Sez: "We are in the 21st century and everybody

 has a different taste in speleothems. I think they look fantastic."

White House Declares:  "Let's Have a Gritty Gritty

Christmas This Year!"

White House Christmas Decor Positively Putinesque

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus and 

Trump Palpating a Horse's Ass

New White House Website

Kid Gets What He Deserves for Reciting

Joyce Kilmer's 'Trees' So Recklessly