Two Restorations That

Did Not Go Well

In Spain, they say 'El Bruto'.

Following his truncated term in office, Trump joined his

fraternal twin to become a potato farmer in Spain.

Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead and 

Carl Paladino is still undead.

"I see the bulls.  Where's the Schlitz Malt Liquor?"

Two Dunces in Search of a Stool

"The problem with Fox News is that it's way too wussy on 

the immigration issue.  If I had my way, illegal immigrants 

would be emulsified and turned into Spanish Cabra al Vino 

goat's milk cheese."

"Looking at me, you'll understand why it's a real shame Juan

 Ponce de León never discovered the fountain of youth."

Little Known Fact #36

Contrary to popular belief, Spanish Fly is not produced

when Spanish flies copulate.  Uh-uh:  just more Spanish

flies.

Maria del Rosario Cayetana Alfonsa Victoria Eugenia

Francisca Fitz-James Stuart y de Silva, Age 85,

Cutting a Rug at Her Wedding

Four Dunces in Search of a Stool

Spanish Streetwalkers Must Wear Traffic Vests

Bloodsport Blowback

Still Life with the King of Spain and Three Doughy Pantloads

Have you seen the Bill Gates National Monument?

It was outsourced to Spain.

"All except the hat I bought off the rack. The hat
was a special order from Costume Express."

"Yes, Queen Sofia, in the rest of the world they
call it Clorox, but here in Spain, we call it the
Nectar of the Gods."

The highlight of Spain's annual Homo Rationis
Festival is always the Baby Jumping Contest.

Adding insult to injury, some incompetent bankers,

like Spain's Mario Conde, are also ugly.

McCain on Spain Goes Mainly Down the Drain