Not since the Sack of Rome has the world 

seen such a Visigoth.

'Bannon the Barbarian' Feels 'Jacked Up'

Trump Decides to Remain Executive Producer of 

The Apprentice, Says He Intends to Sack America

Like the Barbarians Did Rome

Khal Trump Sez:  "I will ride wooden horses across the 

black salt water and I will gut the men in Empty Suits 

and tear down their Establishment!"

Scholars say Attila the Bun contributed to the decline of

the Western Roman Empire in the late 5th century CE.

Attila the Hun Sez:  "Newt Gingrich is not conservative enough.

Only I am conservative enough!"