Courtland Sykes Wants to Know

"There's no need to fear, Courtland Sykes, 

the Plumber's Friend, is here!"

Paid for by the Inebriated Welders for Sykes Committee

Courtland Sykes Sez: "Real Americans

say 'Missourah'."

Not since the Sack of Rome has the world 

seen such a Visigoth.

Courtland 'Make Me a Sandwich' Sykes (R-MO) Sez:

"Feminists push an agenda that they made up to suit their 

own nasty snake-filled heads and are career-obsessed 

banshees who forgo home life and children and the

 happiness of family to become nail-biting manophobic 

hell-bent feminist she-devils."