Ben Quayle Goes to Sea of Galilee to See Jesus Walk

on Water, Arrives Almost 2,000 Years Too Late

In the best of all possible worlds, both Ben Quayle and 

David Schweikert would lose in the Republican primary

for representative of the 6th Congressional District.  But,

in the world we live in, the fact that one will lose is 

more than good enough.

Ben Quayle Trying to Interpret the Dream in
Which He Is Elected to Congress Clothed

Only in His Underwear

Arizona Congressional Candidate Falls

into Wormhole, Meets Brock Landers

Misspelling 'Potato' in Boogie Nights