Even in Hell, Israel continued to bomb Gaza.

Michele Bachmann Offers a More Than 24-Minute-Long 

Prayer for the Nation of Israel at the Jerusalem Prayer 

Breakfast in Dallas

Pat Robertson Sez:  "I think you can say, well, Putin's 

out of his mind, and yes, maybe so. But at the same time 

he's being compelled by God. He went into Ukraine, but

 that wasn't his goal. His goal was to move against Israel, 

ultimately."

Always approach funny fruit with caution.

Pastafarian Understands Why Congress Gave Israel

$1 Billion for an Iron Dome

Ancient Israel was protected by Yahweh.

Modern Israel is protected by Iron Dome.

He:  "So that's the Iron Dome."

She:  "Sure doesn't look like a dome."

He:  "Use your imagination."

Smoking Gun Believed to Be a 

Big Tobacco Import

Damn!  There goes Jared's Israeli-Palestinian Peace Plan!

Airstrike in Gaza City, or Gasoline Hoarder in South Carolina?

Stay Tuned!

When Double Masking Is Simply Not Enough

Israeli 'Man in Black' Suggests Trump Re-Election

Bid May Go Intergalactic

Peace Feeler

Will the Israelites come to his aid?

God moves in mysterious ways sometimes,

but sometimes he's pretty straightforward.

Jared Kushner Immerses Himself

in the Middle East

Partners in Crime Scores 6.4 Rating on IMDB

Trump Crony Gets Ass in a Crack

A Voice Crying in the Wilderness

Winners of Judeo-Christian Fascist Smile-a-Thon

Congratulate Each Other