When he stands next to Bo Derek, Representative Ted
Poe (R-TX) imagines he's Tarzan and she thinks he's
Cheeta.

Capitalizing on her experience as Jane Parker

in Tarzan, the Ape Man, Bo Derek has agreed

to serve as special envoy to the Secretary of

State for Wildlife Trafficking Issues. Bo's fans

were disappointed, however, when they learned

she will play her new role fully clothed.