Bob Perry Dies, Nation Struggles to Shed Collective Tear

Greedheads Galore #30

Bob Perry

Rude Rhymes #33

Plum Scary

Bob Perry

Houston homebuilder Bob Perry bought the Texas Supreme

Court today, only to discover he already owned one.

Swift Boat Underwriter Bob Perry Pisses $9 Million

in Feckless Attempt to Douse Democratic Wildfire

Election Night 2006 was especially hard on the pets owned

by wealthy Republicans. Take, for instance, this Dogue de

Bordeaux, the pampered pet of Texas gazillionaire Bob Perry.

As you can see, this canine is so lachrymose somebody had

better call the Suicide Hotline before it's too late.