Trump whines:  “I had a very good and luxurious life before

 entering the wonderful world of politics.”

Ryan Pulls a Boehner

"Walmart is the latest retailer to join Kroger, Kohl’s, Bed Bath 

& Beyond, Sam’s Club, Wayfair JC Penney, and Costco." Time

to cue up Little Anthony and the Imperials singing, 'Tears on 

My Pillow'.

Look for Ted Cruz Bottled Crocodile Tears at the National Rifle

Association Conference in Houston This Weekend

Straight Out of the Piney Woods of East Texas

Tearjerker

Christopher Cantwell, the Crying Nazi, faces 

up to 22 years in prison.

The WAHHHH! Heard Round the World

Theresa May Rehearsing for Her Joint News Conference

with Donald Trump

Shed a Tear, Kim, Shed a Tear!

Tears come from the heart, unless you don't have one.

Ambassador Mary Jane Cryptocurrency Makes 

Impassioned Plea for Iced Tea, Weeps for Peace

Paul Ryan: Too Young to Be So Sad (Sniff!)

Unless you want to see him cry, don't tell Jeff Sessions he's 

a pathetic lump of flesh.

Christopher Cantwell, Cry America a River!

Hoo Bucking Foo!

Cruz the Lachrymose

"OK, so they named Crocs after you, let's see some tears!"

"Donald Trump, leave Megyn alone!"

Sam Brownback Chokes Up When Asked About His 

Favorite Pop-Folk Duo, The Weepies