For the sake of argument, let's assume Brigitte Bardot dies

and goes to Hell. Let's also assume her punishment is to

become Michelle Malkin, the Ugliest Woman in the World.

In terms of the Eighth Amendment to the Constitution,

wouldn't this be 'cruel and unsual punishment'?

Brigitte Bardot has declared that Sarah Palin is

"a disgrace to women." In tennis, this is what is

called 'Game, Set, Match'.