Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #1,026

John Gibbs

Constitutional Scholar Lara Trump Claims FBI Search 

of Mar-a-Lago Was Unconstitutional

Texas Lt. Governor Dan Patrick Sez:  “We’re a nation founded 

upon not the words of our founders, but the words of God

 because he wrote the Constitution.”

Lindsey Graham Argues Constitution Grants Him

 'Absolute Immunity'

Did you know the subpoena issued to Lindsey Graham 

"would erode the constitutional balance of power and 

the ability of a Member of Congress to do their job”?

"For if the trumpet give an uncertain sound, who shall 

prepare himself to the battle?" (I Corinthians 14:8)

Oath Keeper and Seditionist Stewart Rhodes says his life's 

work will not be done until the entire Constitution is tattooed

 on his body.

Men, if you insist on keeping and bearing arms, this woman

shows you how to do it.

Brain Freeze #1

Trump Sez:  "And you know, you have to protect, you 

have to protect your Second Amendment. You have to 

give that Second Amendment great protection, because 

without it, we would be a very dangerous country frankly."

Jared Kushner's Humble Quest to Become Smarter

Than His Father-in-Law

Michael Flynn Claims the Word 'Antidisestablishmentarianism' 

Appears in the Constitution Four Times

Lauren Boebert Sez:  “The Constitution is not 

evolving.  To say that spits in the face of every 

single one of our founders.”

In this refusenik's Constitution, it says:  "The right to infect 

others with COVID-19 and to die from it shall not be

 infringed."

The Reinstatement Clause in the Constitution is where

the Emoluments Clause used to be.

Kenneth Kelly, age 58, probably can't name the

three branches of government, either.

If you believe the Second Amendment guarantees your 

right to keep and bear arms, don't let false modesty

cramp your style.

Cruz the Merciless, the Constitution’s Most Dangerous 

Domestic Enemy

Jenna Ellis Sez:  “To be clear: I do not support the statements 

from Attorney Lin Wood. I support the rule of law and the U.S. 

Constitution.”  

Up Against the Wall, Lady Justice!

Luckily, Paul Ryan is no longer in the 

Presidential Order of Succession.