Serena Williams Does the Trump-Pence Split

"Djokovic?"

"No, Jerkovic."

Warm Scuzzies #1,116

Novak Djokovic

"And the elephants are dancing on the graves of squealing mice.

Anyone for tennis, wouldn't that be nice?"

"Twice upon a time in the valley of tears

The auctioneer is bidding for a box of fading years

And Margaret Court is dancing on the graves 

of squealing mice.

Anyone for tennis, wouldn't that be nice?"

"And the elephants are dancing on the graves 

of squealing mice.

Anyone for tennis, wouldn't that be nice?"

"Out, out damnéd ball!"

Paul Ryan Takes Time Out of Presidential Race,

Heads for Final in US Open

Warm Scuzzies #301

David Nalbandian

Wimbledon to Victoria Azarenka

(aka 'Soviet Screamer'):
"Stop Grunting at 95 Decibels!"

This looks like a job for . . . Racket Squad!

Serena Williams Reacts to Grand Slam Committee's Decision

After telling the line judge, "If I could, I would take this
fucking ball and shove it down your fucking throat," she
calmly said later, "I used to have a real temper, and I've
gotten a lot better. So I know you don't believe me, but
I used to be worse. Yes, yes, indeed."

The Face of the Future of Angry U.S. Women

Regardless of what the People for the Ethical Treatment of
Round and Fuzzy Things thought, Dinara intended to smash
the bejesus out of the tennis ball.

Everyone had advised him to keep his eye on
the ball. He had followed their advice to the
letter. There came a time, however, when
everyone fell silent. That's when he realized
he didn't have any idea what to do next.

"What's the matter with Francesca? Is she ill?"
"Oh, it's nothing serious. She always acts like
that when she hears someone say,
'Newt Gingrich'."

"Jeff Zucker was right!" Rafael thought. "Sometimes you do
see the world more clearly when you’re flat on your back."

Being nearly normal, Novak heard the phrase, 'economic

stimulus', once too often and reacted accordingly.

Because of the inescapable time delay between an event

and her perception of it, Patty knew she was fated to live

in the past, forever terrified by the fuzzy yellow sphere

ingressing into the present on its way to the future.