“So when caribou want to go on a date, they invite

 each other to head over to the oil pipeline.  And

that's when things really start to heat up.”

"Before I go, I just want to say that I regret that I

have but one life to give for my fellow reindeer. 

And Rudolph, watch your back --- you may

be next!  Sarah's a natural-born killer!"

"Hey, Sarah, don't tell Santa, but hunting

caribou goes better with Coke!"

Sarah Palin Just Moments Before She Fired at a Caribou

and Hit Russia Instead

Alaska Governor Sarah Palin has billed taxpayers for 312
 nights spent in her own home in Wasilla during her first 19
 months in office.  In other words, she gets paid her regular
 salary plus a per diem allowance to grind up caribou for the
 yummy hot dogs she frequently prepares for her family. If we
 all could double-dip into the public purse like Sarah does, we
 might vote Republican, too.

"Never forget, my dear: the best caribou is a dead caribou!"

Asked to name one of her successes as governor, Sarah

Palin proudly pointed to her 'Caribou--It's What's for

Dinner' ad campaign.