The Greta Shapiro  Blabber Spill rivals the Exxon Valdez

 Oil Spill.

Crossing the Slough of Ideological Purity

Like the captain of the Exxon Valdez, the captain of the

USS United States was asleep.

Because the pipeline got too excited when it heard the 

CEO of ExxonMobil and Putin's BFF was going to be 

Secretary of State, it shot its wad and spilled 176,000 

gallons of oil into the creek.

Keystone Pipeline Leaks 16,800 Gallons of Truth 

into South Dakota

Plains All American Pipeline

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Major Pipeline Leaks More than 7,000 Gallons of Fresh 

Water into Ohio Crude Oil Preserve

“I think the minimum wage law has outlived its 

usefulness and I would vote to repeal it.  I would 

also vote to send Tony Hayward, BP's former 

CEO, a 'Thank You Holiday Gift Basket'."

If ExxonMobil has invaded Arkansas, can TransCanada

be far behind?

Bobby Jindal, Noted Exorcist, Volcanologist, and

Berm Builder, Sez:  "Anybody on the Republican 

side even thinking or talking about running for 

President in 2016 ... needs to get their head examined."

Gulf's Mystery Sheen Baffles BP, Coast Guard; Anthro-

pogenic Vs. Naturogenic Causation Hotly Debated

Those who are fans of Bain Capital were asked to raise

 their hands.  Only one hand went up:  Michele Davis's.

Michele Davis, Former BP Public Relations Flack, Hired to 

Help Contain Romney's Bain Capital Spill

BP Sez:  "Don't worry about the eyeless shrimp in the

Gulf of Mexico.  You don't eat the eyes anyway."

Good Things Flow from American Oil

Steven L. Newman, CEO of Transocean, learned the hard way

what happens when the oil rig your company owns explodes,

kills 11 men, and creates the worst oil spill in history.  That's

right:  you get a $200,000 salary increase.

You would think a lawyer being paid $10

million a year by BP to minimize payouts

 for damages caused by the Gulf oil spill 

could afford better clown makeup than this.

Berms, which cost $220 million and captured .02% of the BP

oil spill, are known in Louisiana as 'Sand Jindals'.

"Help, I'm drowning in sludge!"

"You're not drowning in sludge, brother."
"So, what am I drowning in?"
 "Politics!"

"Tony, the Deepwater Horizon well is now dead, so

you can come out of hiding."