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Deadlift Competition

Humans are always looking for new ways to compete.  The

reason:  so there can be winners and losers.  The idea is

that if you're a winner, you become immortal and won't

die.  Only losers die.

Once you understand why humans strive to

be #1, everything else falls into place.