Elon Musk, World's Richest Hominid, Says He’ll Vote 

Republican This Election

Know Your Hominids

All humans are animals, but, fortunately,

not all animals are humans.

The Evolution of Recycling

Radar Man from the Moon believes 'vaccine hesitancy' is

God's way of thinning the human herd.

When God Realized Creating Man

Was His First Mistake

In other words, Rand Paul.

In the Age of Coronavirus, do you seek a Dramatic

Diminution of Human Interaction?  If so, this 

island may be the place for you.

Bret Stephens Tweets:  “Twitter is a sewer. It brings out the 

worst in humanity.”

John Bolton Recalled on Memorial Day

Remembering Quint

The only thing more fickle than the human heart

is Rick Scott.

Stinky Zinke believes his Bachelor of Science degree in 

geology makes him a geologist. If that's true, then a Bachelor 

of Arts degree in the humanities must make you a humanist.

Spacebook Founder and Philosopher of Transhumanism

"That's 'Homan', not 'Human'," he said cold-bloodedly.

In light of Glenn Simpson's testimony, no wonder Lindsey

Graham and Charles Grassley went after Christopher

Steele and the Fusion GPS dossier. To put it mildly,

these two GOPers are a disgrace to the human race.

Trump Hails Passage of Tax Cut Legislation as 

Greatest Achievement in Hominid History

Not since the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog have

small furry mammals wreaked such havoc

on humankind.

Yet Another Proof of the Co-Existence of Therapods and

Homo Sapiens

Misanthrobot, programmed to avoid humans, is happily

roaming the California desert.