Rude Roadrunner

There are dogcatchers,

and then there are

rabid coyote shooters,

like Ted Nugent.

There was a time, long, long ago, when their roles were

 reversed and the Roadrunner chased Wile E. Coyote.

In ye olden tymes, the Roadrunner chased the Coyote.

Coyotes That Stare Down Roadrunners May Be Stoned

The Greater Israeli Roadrunner is a featherless biped in 

the cuckoo family whose perennial adversary is the 

Lesser Iranian Coyote.

The next time you feed your pet coyote, remember:

coyotes prefer their poodles to be bacon-wrapped.